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Monday, September 10, 2012

D'oh!

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Labels: 12, call, called, friends, lost, people, phone, smarter, text, today

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Tell me a joke.

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Labels: dog, dogs, door, dumb, humans, joke, knock knock, omg, smart, text, understand

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Where is Dog?

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Labels: dog, kung fu, missing, text, tibetan monastery

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

So sweet!

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Labels: adjectives, adverbs, fuckstick, hate, people, sleep good, text, unappreciative

Friday, August 10, 2012

Friday!

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Labels: dog, friday, fun, girls, text, tomorrow, weekend

Friday, August 3, 2012

Free Biscuits!

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Labels: day, disguised, dog, dogs, free biscuits, fun, old people's home, old woman, super, text

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Please define...

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Labels: award, cat, cat shagging, dog, put down, text

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

So sweet!

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Labels: like, love, no, text

Friday, July 27, 2012

Maybe a little...

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Labels: ass hat, dog, dumb, hat, picture, text

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Fooled You

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Labels: ball, crotch, dog, fooled, head-butt, text, threw

Monday, July 23, 2012

Wanna know a secret?

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Labels: ass, k, secret, text

Let's play a game.

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Labels: ball, bored, car, chair, dog, game, play, text, word

Friday, July 20, 2012

Totally Justified Behavior

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Labels: bite his ass, chasing, dog, got out, text

Thursday, July 19, 2012

You're Home!

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Labels: bat-shit crazy mode, dog, excited, home, text

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Why with the shampoo?

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Labels: dog, flea shampoo, fleas, fleatles, help, text, we need somebody

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Bring the ball back!

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Labels: asshole, ball, bond, bring the ball back, dog, my ball now, text, two different worlds

Monday, July 9, 2012

Dog stops texting to be interviewed...

Read Dog's scintillating interview here!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/jul/06/text-from-dog

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Labels: dog, guardian, interview, text, text from dog

Betrayed!

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Labels: belly, betrayed, butler, dog, enemy, postman, rubbed, text, weakness

Friday, July 6, 2012

A pic of whaaat?

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Labels: black pumas, penis, pic, text

Does Dog Have Knees?

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Labels: ankles, dog, elbows, knees, legs, text, wrists

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