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Friday, October 5, 2012

Helpful answers

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Labels: baby, pregnancy, pregnant, q and a, questionnaire, women

Stay strong!

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Labels: blink, blinkz, dog, dogs, meme, must, not, picture

Almost...

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Labels: alligator, almost, bad ass, badass, meme, microwave, picture, pizza rolls

True story.

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Labels: baby, baby ducks, comic, don't, ducks, fat, fluffy, guns, kill, people, switchblade, switchblade-wielding, wielding

Single Girl, Asian Daughter

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Labels: asian, asian daughter, comic, daughter, girl, inevitable, lowering, parental, single, single girl, standards

Dog shaming...

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Labels: ask, back scratches, dog, dog shaming, face, fart, meme, picture

Your Typical Fairy Tale

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Labels: beside, buick, comic, her, lost, miss muffet, spider

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Poor bear.

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Labels: bear, go ahead, here, i'll wait here, meme, no bears, picture, wait

It's plausible.

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Labels: apple, cat videos, comic, exxon mobil, fortune 500, instagram, usernames, year 2030

Say cheese!

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Labels: camera, cubs, meme, no, ok, picture, smile, tigers

I need a smoke.

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Labels: alphabet, cigarette, kid, meme, picture, shit, smoking, stressing, stressing me out

EVERY time.

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Labels: dog, dog shaming, every, go, meme, myself, picture, poop, spin, step, time, watch

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

How many can I get you?

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Labels: babies, dollar, meme, nun, picture, three, three for a dollar

Thanks, but...

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Labels: appreciate, automatic, bathroom, enthusiasm, finished, flushing, picture, sign, stall, toilet, wasn't

Something far more nefarious.

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Labels: asshole, captain, facebook, first class, handjob, nefarious, priceless

Excuse you!

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Labels: candy wrappers, cat, fortress, garbage can, meme, picture, why

So right!

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Labels: bear, blood, cigarettes, comic, kill, people, smoke

Dog shaming...

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Labels: chew on everything, dog, dog shaming, meme, picture, poop, watch

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Aaachoo!

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Labels: allergies, meme, most interesting man in the world, oudside, outside, picture

Just a little...

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Labels: be there, comic, hello, late, little, lola, mom

Dog shaming...

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Labels: dog, dog shaming, eat, frogs, meme, mom's lap, picture, puke

Checkmate.

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Labels: ass, bottle, cat, fun, have fun, meme, picture, remember, spraying, toilet paper, water, water bottle, wiping

Fine!

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Labels: angel, blackjack, build, fine, forget, heaven, hookers

You're really not.

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Labels: bear, busy, drive, hey listen, hope, idiot, late, listen, make, meme, picture, please, safe, saying, stop, tell, yourself

Monday, October 1, 2012

Turtle is not.

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Labels: angry, disappointed, disappointed in you, meme, not angry, picture, turtle

Probably.

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Labels: boobs, day, girl, meme, one, one day, picture, this is what i would do

Dog shaming...

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Labels: dog, dog shaming, fart, i wake myself up, loudly, meme, myself, picture, so loudly, up, wake

Me too!

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Labels: 9 out of 10, bear, caused, fires, forest, hear, humans, knows, matches, meme, picture, say

The black hole.

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Labels: black hole, care, comic, email, flow chart, no, person, postpone, reply, respond, send, sentence, thoughtfully, yes

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

It's working!

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Labels: bread, dog, humans, meme, picture, pug

Sarah Millican is smart.

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Labels: anyway, charging, comedy, fuck it, laughing, people, quote, sarah millican, start, why

Dog shaming...

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Labels: dog, dog shaming, litter lips, meme, nickname, picture, raid the cat box, snacks

Friday, September 14, 2012

True dat.

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Labels: blew, comic, kid, mind, pie chart, teacher, things

YES.

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Labels: character, meme, nothing, picture, sign, treat

So excited!

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Labels: balls, car, car ride, dog, don't know, meme, picture, vet

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Pure Evil.

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Labels: anatomy, annoy, avocado, delicious, evil, function, pit, pure evil

Such a wonderful camel.

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Labels: belly, camel, cut me open, get in my belly, man, open, snows

Dog shaming...

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Labels: cuddle position, dog, dog shaming, meme, my ass, picture, your face

But...

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Labels: exactly, not, say, stupid, zombie, zombie menu

Excuse me.

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Labels: cat, hungry, interrupt, leisure, meme, picture, report

Trust no one. Except...

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Labels: baby duck, comic, dog, fat, fluffy, legit, no one, trust

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

They did??

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Labels: cookie, cookies, dark side, dog, indeed, meme, picture, yes

Yup.

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Labels: bbc, cnn, coke, fox, meme, msnbc, news, obama, pepsi, picture, works

Shudder

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Labels: cat, creepy, curtain, hide, hide and seek, level, meme, picture, seek

Phone contest!

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Labels: bored, comic, contest, explain, forever, longest, out, phone

License Plate

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Labels: 1, crime, i, license plate, number, personalized, plate, post-it, thief

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Right.

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Labels: all of the time, always, ecard, not, right, someecards, time, usually

Dog shaming...

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Labels: bags, dog, dog shaming, meme, picture, plus one, poo, poo bags, walk

Interesting!

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Labels: antelope, did you know, house, jumping, legs, meme, picture, powerful

Good point.

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Labels: always, bodies, dead, detective, find, joggers, just sayin', trust

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