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I'm not winning if you aren't shooting beverages out of your nose.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

It's working!

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Sarah Millican is smart.

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Dog shaming...

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Friday, September 14, 2012

True dat.

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YES.

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So excited!

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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Pure Evil.

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Labels: anatomy, annoy, avocado, delicious, evil, function, pit, pure evil

Such a wonderful camel.

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Labels: belly, camel, cut me open, get in my belly, man, open, snows

Dog shaming...

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But...

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Excuse me.

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Trust no one. Except...

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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

They did??

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Yup.

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Shudder

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Phone contest!

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License Plate

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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Right.

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Dog shaming...

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Interesting!

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Good point.

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Secret info

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Super easy.

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Monday, September 10, 2012

Rebel fruit!

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Which muffin for you?

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How about now?

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All the butts!

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D'oh!

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Lurve!

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Friday, September 7, 2012

Dog shaming...

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Nobody.

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Sounds reasonable.

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Nine

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Rebel dog!

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Don't ask me about chocolate cakes.

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Dog shaming...

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Morning Routines

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Seems legit.

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You're not the boss of me.

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Excellent answer!

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So proud!

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They really aren't...

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Dog shaming...

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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

You should listen.

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Dog shaming...

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Failed Jelly Belly Flavors

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I'll be right with you...

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Be very, very quiet...

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Tell me a joke.

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Pardon me, Sir...

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