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I'm not winning if you aren't shooting beverages out of your nose.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Yep.

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Must stop.

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Labels: ecard, how stupid can you be, people, personal challenge, saying, someecards, stop, stupid

Gotta get 'em off the pole.

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Labels: dog, meme, obedience school, paying my way, picture, pole, stripper pole

Warning:

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Indeed.

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Labels: actions, bitchy, bitchy actions, females, future, justify, marilyn, marilyn monroe, meme, out of context, picture, quotes

YES.

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Labels: average, average minds, discuss, discuss events, discuss ideas, discuss people, events, great, great minds, ideas, minds, people, small, small minds

Dog shaming...

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Labels: asshole, dog, dog park, dog shaming, meme, pee, picture, water dish

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Rice is great!

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Labels: 2000, 2000 of something, eat, great, hungry, really hungry, rice, something, want to eat

My new party trick!

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Labels: ass, come out of my ass, ecard, hour later, i shit you knot, knot, new party trick, party trick, pieces of string, shit, string, swallow, tied together, trick

Dog shaming...

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Labels: dog, dog shaming, dogs' faces, faces, hump, meme, picture

Ooohhh!

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Different parenting styles...

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Labels: alone, baby, dad, kiss, meme, mom, picture, squish face

Cat is concerned.

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Labels: cat, dog, laughing, meme, missing, no seriously, picture, seriously, went missing

So satisfying.

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Labels: freeman, meme, morgan freeman, morgan freeman's voice, picture, titty sprinkles, voice

Where is Dog?

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Labels: dog, kung fu, missing, text, tibetan monastery

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Dog shaming...

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Labels: bedrooms, dog, dog shaming, eat, evidence, meme, picture, poop

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Brief Hiatus

Quick hiatus...be back with more inappropriate humor on Monday, Kids! :)

Here's a picture of Martini to occupy you until then...

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Labels: dog, martini, norwich terrier, puppy

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

So sweet!

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Labels: adjectives, adverbs, fuckstick, hate, people, sleep good, text, unappreciative

You naughty pinata!

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Labels: comic, hit me, naughty, pinata, whip

Not a chance.

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So far above.

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Labels: above, bow tie, cat, meme, picture, shit

Harumph!

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Labels: dog, harold, hurt me, kiss, meme, not, paw, picture, think, you really did

Monday, August 20, 2012

So conceited!

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Sometimes...

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Labels: drink, glass, liver, sometimes, surprise, water

Yeah, Ladies.

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She's totally wholesome.

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Seriously.

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Labels: alphabet soup, argument, better, bowl, cat, eat, meme, picture, shit, soup

NASA’s Doing Something Right

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Labels: at and t, bathroom, billion, budget, comic, images, investments, mars, mars rover, million, nasa, reception

Friday, August 17, 2012

It's such a struggle.

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Fight the power, kitty!

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Labels: cat, diet, meme, picture, rat, remember, remember diet

He did!

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A huge waste.

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So much!

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Labels: ecard, except, face, love, punch, punch you in the face, snore, someecards, when you snore, you

Cranky German Kitten

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Labels: kitten, meme, mine, my, picture, this is my watermelon, watermelon

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Send help!!

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Yeah...which one??

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I do.

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Labels: ecard, rofl, scooby-doo, someecards, types, waffle

So true, dammit.

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Labels: accept, contents, ladies magazines, lose, magazines, pie chart, weight

Of course!

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It's true!

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Labels: batman, comic, disney, disney princess, dress, favorite, pink, pink dress, princess

I'm serious, dammit.

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Labels: bandana, cat, gather, meme, motherland, picture, put me down, wheat

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Decisions, decisions...

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Labels: god, love, picture, satan, thing, tongue

Wuv...twue wuv...

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Labels: cat, count, count to three, dog, love, meme, picture, three, wub, you

Come on in!

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I have an idea...

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You big perv!

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Yes...thank you!

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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

How??

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Labels: eaten, eaten by sharks, hear, how, music, not hear, people, sharks

How I know I'm bad at sex

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In the dog house...

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Labels: bad, dog, picture, potato, stole

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